Wouldst Thou Like A Taste Of Santa's Yumnuts?

It's November, which means that it's time for marketing teams to get unnecessarily and unintentionally horny for the holidays.

This season, the world of horny Christmas ads was kicked off by Marks and Spencer's, a British clothing, home goods, and food product retail chain, who proudly tweeted this morning, "Who wants a bite of Santa’s Yumnut™?"

"Santa's Yumnut," as you can see, is not what the words "Santa's Yumnut" likely generated in your head, and is instead a doughnut. Mark's and Spencer's, or M&S, revealed a new pastry called the "Yumnut" earlier this year. The "Yumnut" is a cross between a "yum yum," a kind of pastry made with twisted doughnut dough and glaze, and a traditional doughnut.

While "Yumnut" by itself is a funny word to say, it is significantly grosser-sounding when you make it "Santa's Yumnut." The holiday confection will have flaky pastry layers and icing made to look like Santa's belt. While this admittedly looks tasty, the idea of putting one's head into Santa's belt to get a taste of his delicious yumnut perturbed some onlookers.

Happy ho-ho-hornydays, everyone.