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In the wake of the Silicon Valley Bank failure, many pundits have hypothesized about what could have caused such a tremendous financial collapse — the second-largest bank failure in U.S. history.

While some have posited that the bank's purchase of Treasury bonds during the COVID-19 pandemic had set them up for failure when the value of those bonds decreased, many conservative pundits have unironically suggested a different reason: The bank was simply too woke.

So, how was the bank "woke" exactly? According to some critics like Tim Pool, Donald Trump Jr, Marjorie Taylor Greene and Ron DeSantis, the bank had made diversity a priority and aimed to hire people of multiple genders, sexuality and ethnicities, which somehow precipitated their failure.

While this argument may sound confusing to many, Wall Street Journal editorial columnist Andy Kessler attempted to explain it in an opinion column that went viral for its "just asking questions" tone.

"SVB notes that besides 91% of their board being independent and 45% women, they also have '1 Black, 1 LGBTQ+ and 2 Veterans," Kessler wrote. "I'm not saying 12 white men would have avoided this mess, but the company may have been distracted by diversity demands."

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The take apparently gobsmacked many readers who saw no correlation between a board of directors' ethnic makeup and a bank willfully going into debt by buying bonds hoping that they would maintain low-interest rates, then getting smacked when interest rates soared.

It was criticized by multiple news outlets, including Vice, The Daily Beast and Vanity Fair, the lattermost of which suggested the WSJ had even gone "full white supremacist."

Online, the idea of a "woke bank" struck some as ludicrous, and fueled narratives that conservatives will use whatever means necessary to blame anything they dislike on "wokeness."

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Like woke Xbox consoles, woke syrup and woke candy before it, there's little to suggest that a "woke bank" is a real thing and is instead an ideological refrain being pushed in an effort to associate negative events with "wokeness."


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Gumshoe

It really never fails to surprise me how much Republican politicians and pundits can reframe any problem as being caused by "wokeness". We'll soon learn that the Ohio train derailment was due to the train companies being too woke. And I couldn't go for a walk today because the woke clouds decided to rain.

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Venusgate

Not to dunk on Republican voters too hard but…. it's because it works. "Woke" is a buzzword in every conversation about politics, regardless of if it's in reference to a politician saying it first.

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SSmotzer

No body tell them about the history of Jewish oppression and it's connection to the history of banking.
Last time that happened some guy named Adolf started some shit.

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HomogenousSmoothie

"I'm not saying 12 white men would have avoided this mess, but the company may have been distracted by diversity demands."

"1 Black person, 1 LGBTQ person, 2 Veterans"

This guy has never interacted with people in a group setting before, has he?

Does he imagine that the board meetings needed special sessions to vent about Afghanistan or discrimination? is that the source of the "distraction?"

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Gumshoe

It's amazing that he thinks things like having the "1 black" or "1 LGBTQ person" on the board just had to have been token diversity hires. There's no way "a black" or a gay person could ever just actually get a job on a bank board on their own merits. He's also kind of telling on himself that he thinks there's too much diversity on a board that is made up 83% of white men (assuming the black person isn't also LGBTQ, in which case it would be more like 92%).

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Venusgate

"Yeah, we're losing money at billions per hour, but why only white men on the money?"

Seems legit.

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polandgod75

Journalists not trying to use culture war nonsense language(IMPOSSIBLE)

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A Concerned Rifleman

Bank collapse that could cause another depression happens

"How can I take advantage of this?"

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