Twitter Meme Account 'Kim Possible Facts' Outed For Peeing On Ex's Couch, Accused Of Being An Abuser

With Twitter seemingly in its death throes thanks to its new management, we may soon no longer have the privilege of bearing witness to some of the internet's wildest microdramas. However, last night, a niche internet micro celebrity drama developed involving ex-girlfriends, Kim Possible and urine, reminding the site's truest capital-P Posters that there's really no place like the blue bird app.

Today's tale begins with the meme account "@KimPossibleFact," a left-leaning irony-poster with a modest but significant 50,000 follower count. Last night, he tweeted "why are women so cruel" in response to a tweet from a lady purposefully ignoring her boyfriend doing the dishes.

The relatively harmless tweet was then grabbed by Twitter user @biboofficial, another relatively well-known poster with 70,000 followers, who took the opportunity to reveal that she had purportedly dated the man behind @KimPossibleFact and accused him of living in squalor, urinating on her couch and abusing her.

This hefty series of allegations drew unexpected attention to Mr. Kim Possible Facts, who addressed the allegations by conceding the "piss part is true" but that Bibo was the one who had been abusive and manipulative during their time together.

In their ensuing threads, both provided stories detailing the others' alleged abuses during their time together, but, Twitter being Twitter, the key takeaway from the drama for many was that Kim Possible Facts had supposedly urinated on Bibo's couch and publically owned up to it with the gem of a statement, "piss part is true."

While it appears there is no resolution between Kim Possible Facts and Bibo Official in sight, their fight escalating to the creation of a new meme is a uniquely "Twitter" popcorn drama that, for many, makes the site so entertaining.

The crescendo of internet microcelebrities and toxic relationships towards a grand reveal of piss is the type of content that may well be lost should Twitter go under. Should it happen, people can still get their fill of wild internet dramas over on Tumblr.