It Finally Happened: Man Pointing Gun At His Crotch Shoots Himself In The Testicles
When a bizarre internet fad of men pointing guns at their crotches popped up last May, it figured to be a matter of time before someone shot themselves in the nuts. That day has finally come.
On Tuesday, a member of Facebook group "Loaded Guns Pointed at [B]enis" posted to the group that he'd shot himself in the testicles.
"Hey [b]ois, I might have fucked up," he wrote above a picture of his naked legs, blood splatter, a towel, and a crumpled copy of the constitution.
Though bleeding from his scrotum, the man continued to post, saying a .45 caliber gun had shot through his scrotum, mattress, boxspring and floor. At first, he believed that the bullet had grazed his testicles, but what he thought was two graze wounds actually were an entrance and exit wound. He had shot clean through one of his testicles.
Speaking with Vice, an administrator of the group said the man was "100% okay." In fact, the group appears to have made him something of a hero, as he is now an administrator for the group and members refer to him as king.
"The reason we are calling him king is partially because the poor guy already shot himself, don’t think he needs to be chastised as well," said the admin. "I’m quite sure he’s learned his lesson without the entire world calling him an idiot."
The curious gun-crotch craze was started by some gun owners as a response to the idea held by some Americans that Americans shouldn't have guns because they don't know how to use them safely. "[We] are sick and tired of being demonized as gun owners, and looped together with the alt-right just for owning guns," an admin of Loaded Guns Pointed at [B]enis told Vice. "We are sick of Republicans (think NRA) telling us what to do with our property, and we are sick of being told that just because we like guns It means we have to be anti-woman, pro-life and pro-Trump."
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DirkDiggums
""Hey [b]ois, I might have fucked up," he wrote above a picture of his naked legs, blood splatter, a towel, and a crumpled copy of the constitution."
That's peak American 2nd amendment extremist. Freedom to blow your own nuts off. Amazing.
Dry Ice
BANG
rip balls 🤣
Blue2
The US sure love their guns, I wander when they realize to ban these tools of war and just call…. the…
Silent for 5 seconds and then leaves
mandrac
Nox Lucis
Next step is to squeeze your whole glans down into the barrel and play 3-bullet Russian roulette.
NeatCrown
I'm gonna bet this guy is gonna get an honourable mention in the Darwin Awards
Since only one of his testes were obliterated rather than both, he doesn't quite qualify for the real deal.
Triplem
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> We are sick of Republicans (think NRA) telling us what to do with our property,
The NRA and practically every other pro-firearms group promote gun safety and training for a reason you fucking nitwits
Nirgal
ok while this was stupid in general, what the fuck was he thinking to NOT check if it was loaded and hot?
Panuru
Oh it's far more stupid than you think. The ENTIRE POINT is to do this while the gun is loaded and hot, with your finger deliberately on the trigger.
Mega Swampert
my god. i never would have thought this would happen. how could this have happened. surely this shoudl have been 100% safe.