Joe Buck, the well-known play-by-play commentator of seemingly every major sporting event, has sadly turned down a reported $1 million offer to commentate online pornography.

Earlier today, noted sportswriter Darren Rovell broke the story that a "porn site" was willing to pay Buck the sum to commentate some people doin' it, and that it was also accepting applications from national and local sports announcers. (Though Rovell did not specify the porn site, one site's particular taste for good-hearted tomfoolery makes them a leading suspect).

Buck, in incredibly good form, declined, but acknowledged that depending on the porn site, he might just be making some of his own money back.

Tip of the hat to you, Mr. Buck, for supporting sex workers.

While it seems we won't get a video of Joe Buck providing hump-by-hump commentary, Twitter nonetheless had fun imagining what exactly that might sound like.

Others were horrified to discover that Joe Buck has ever been horny.

Regardless of how you feel about Buck, the man killed it here. Here's hoping he brings some of his wit (if not his horniness) to his day job when sports return.


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tino768

Right before I read the author's comment suggesting the site in question was PornHub I thought "It's probably PornHub" because it sounded EXACTLY like something they'd do. Like, how can a porn site have the most wholesome G-PG sense of humor ever? I don't know and I fear If I ever found out, It would ruin the magic.

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Mace121

His name is Joe Buck… and he doesn't like to fuck.

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JungleEvil

Get these 2 guys to run porn commentary, then you'd be on to something

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