Internet Takes Turns Dunking On John Cornyn's Pathetic Meat
The grand tradition of dunking on Republican's food continued over the Christmas holiday when Senator John Cornyn of Texas posted a picture of some meat that appeared to be slathered with tomato paste or jar sauce.
Cornyn is not America's favorite person at the moment, as Congress struggles to pass a COVID-19 bill that will give Americans a $600 stimulus check that many think is paltry in comparison to what is necessary, so the barbs came in hot, short and to the point.
There were also plenty of people who took the opportunity to remind Cornyn that Americans were suffering while he committed crimes against meat.
Cornyn eventually had to respond to the haters, trying to say he loves "all kinds of briskets" in a kumbaya attempt nobody was buying.
Better luck (and brisket) next year, John.
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wisehowl_the_2nd
I like to dip my brisket in sauce but even I realize that alone is a rather controversial take in Texas. What Cornyn did is equivalent to full-blown meat apostasy.
Timelord420
Honestly if a Republican can’t give red meat the treatment it deserves, then they ain’t a republican in my eyes