(Credit: Twitter | @Pardesoteric)

The ancient Mayans have long been considered one of the most impressive, technologically advanced ancient civilizations in world history. They were the only civilization in the pre-Columbian Americas to have a writing system and flourished in the realms of art and architecture. Additionally, they developed a calendar similar to the one we use today, though it infamously, if not unceremoniously, ended in 2012. But did they actually invent the most important device in the history of mankind millennia before science was able to recreate it? Did they invent the Fidget Spinner?

A viral tweet by Wired senior editor Arielle Pardes seems to suggest so:


The "Spinning Toy with Animal Heads" Pardes and several other people have noticed bears a striking resemblance to the modern fidget spinner is housed in the University of Chicago's Oriental Institute. For its part, the Institute has taken the comparison in stride, joking that it is ahead of the curve when one passerby brought up the comparison.

Unfortunately, it appears the dream of a class of Mayans sitting in class playing with "Spinning Toys" to help their ADD is not to be. When The Verge investigated the Spinning Toy, the museum agreed that it looked like a fidget spinner, but was more likely the head of a mace.

(Credit: The Oriental Institute Museum)

Chief curator Jean Evans explained that the item was found near a temple, and as maces were considered “weapons of the gods,” it would make more sense for the item to be a weapon than a toy. Additionally, toys from the ancient Mayans exist, but none of the discovered toys resemble the “Spinning Toy” in the museum. The item’s days of being labeled a toy are numbered; as the museum prepares for its 100th birthday, the items are being relabeled, and the ancient Mayan “fidget spinner” will return to sit with its brethren on the weaponry shelf.


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johnsmith20xx

The fidget spinners are just poor copies of the Beyblades the most powerful weapon invented, and sadly humanity has forgotten.

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Alex>_>

If anyone in the comments actually even considered this being a real thing Son i am disapoint.

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olors64

Even the article itself says in the end that the artifact is most likely the head of a mace!

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...

The Mayans probably did't invent Fidget Spinners, but i can tell you that apparently, the Ancient Egyptians seemingly created toothpaste.

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Fraterribilis

First of all, this has jackshit to do with Mayans. If you actually bothered to researh were Tell Asmar is, you would know that it's from Iraq and of Sumerian origin.
Secondly (and more importantly) how dare you steal the my spotlight?! I just uploaded that pic to the main FS-gallery. /s/

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lecorbak

"how dare you steal my work ?"
welcome to the internet.

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aceofscarabs

Does this mean Gilgamesh has ancient Fidget Spinner noble phantasm prototypes inside his Gates of Babylon?!

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The Glorious Lobster Emperor

I certainly hope not.

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Rogue Wisdom

Listen, I'm all up for understanding common circumstances and human inhibitions. But even with the most skilled of clay spinners you can't get the same lack of friction that would allow the same "fidget spinner" craze to work as intended. Think about it peeps.

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Wambamsamman

no wonder the aztecs made them their bitch

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Gaunter O'Dimm

Their calendar was only a few years off.

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