The debut of a new M&M character has some conservative media outlets trotting out the hits, as once again, the reign of "woke candy" has become a trending story in multiple publications.

In September, Mars introduced a Purple M&M with a big musical number in which she sings about being nervous and excited for her debut in the classic colorful M&M cast, but also admits to being awkward yet unafraid to "be herself." She's the first female peanut M&M in the lineup, joining Yellow and Blue in the candy's peanut gallery.

Recently, she finally made her debut on an M&M package, standing upside down alongside Green and Brown over the tagline "Supporting Women. Flipping the Status Quo."

(Mars)

Whether this feminist marketing plot resonates with, annoys or simply doesn't matter to consumers is of course a matter of personal taste, but one thing is for certain — a handful of conservative media outlets have extrapolated quite a bit of "woke messaging" from this package and begun covering it.

The Daily Mail kicked things off by saying Purple was a "plus size" candy meant to "represent body positivity." It also called Green and Brown a "lesbian couple," citing a 2015 tweet from the company that showed Green and Brown hanging out at a beach.

However, Mars has never commented on the sexual orientation of its anthropomorphized candy. Regarding Purple, the company is also not emphasizing her being "plus-sized," though she is larger than her female compatriots on account of her encasing a peanut (similar to the classic Yellow character).

"There is so much about our new spokescandy that people can relate to and appreciate, including her willingness to embrace her true self – our new character reminds us to celebrate what makes us unique," Jane Hwang, global VP at Mars Wrigley, said of the new Purple mascot.

One of the most outspoken critics of the recent round of "woke M&Ms discourse" was once again Tucker Carlson, who made headlines a year ago when M&M first announced the "modern makeover" of their mascots when he complained that M&Ms were now "deeply unappealing" and "totally androgynous."

"Until the moment you wouldn’t want to have a drink with any one of them. That’s the goal. When you’re totally turned off, we’ve achieved equity," Carlson said over a chyron that read, "Miserable, non-binary candy is all we deserve."

Carlson ran another Fox News segment on Purple last night, though this time, some people online wondered if even he was exasperated at manufacturing outrage over chocolate morsels.

"Woke M&Ms have returned," Carlson said (perhaps recalling a certain meme).

"The green M&M … is now a lesbian? Maybe? And there's also a plus-sized, obese, purple M&M. So we're gonna cover that, of course," he sighed, adding in a sing-song voice, "Because that's what we dooo."

The clip of the segment has since spread online, with many Twitter users offering their own takes or memeing it.

Other users have also denounced or criticized M&M for the viral marketing attempt, some quoting the usual "go woke go broke" tagline, as well as those who have generally dismissed it or poked fun at it.

The Purple M&M discussion joins the recent gas stove ban discourse in a week that has seen some conservatives mocked for their outrage over what others see as "trivial" or "overblown" matters.


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Gumshoe

This Nick Adams person is entirely indistinguishable from satire.

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Anomalocaris20

…I thought the blue M&M was an almond M&M, not a second peanut M&M.

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Panuru

> Mars has never commented on the sexual orientation of its anthropomorphized candy

What timeline are we on that this question would even be asked?

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PatrickBateman96

The timeline where Ross Perot was never president

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Venusgate

A slow news day is probably not a bad thing.

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Mr. Candles

Reminder that this is Mars' attempts at hiding the fact they're getting sued because they have cadmium and lead in their chocolate.

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Cyrannus95

shhhiiitttt, i almost bought a bag of the dove dark chocolate at the store i work at because it was marked down, because of the holiday packaging i thought

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Gumshoe

No it isn't. This is just a marketing campaign to sell M&Ms. The campaign debuted months before that case, and was probably being planned out months earlier than that. They were going to run this whether they were sued for lead in chocolate or not. They didn't get served a notice from the court and then go "oh shit, quick, somebody start making some lady M&Ms to distract people from this".

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Ten Shadows

They are not men nor women. They cannot help you on your quest for equality and reproductive rights. They stand only for greed and obesity. They are the M&Ms.

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The Christmas Pyro

anybody noticed how it's 2023 and we have 4k TV and all, yet Tucker Carlson looks like he's still broadcasting live from the early 90's? it would explain a lot.

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ZombieTav

He's probably even uglier in person and his main audience is racist old boomers with older TVs/ wouldn't notice on a newer one anyways.

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