CIA Inspires Cringe, Political Debate, And Conspiracy Theories With 'Woke' Ad
The CIA, which is not a particularly popular branch of the American government after it allegedly introduced cheap cocaine into Los Angeles, overthrew several Latin American governments and participated in multiple unsavory international affairs, is attempting to advertise its commitment to diversity through a series of ads showcasing the various Humans of the CIA. It is not being received very well.
While the ads have been on YouTube for several months, it wasn't until a recent tweet by the Central Intelligence Agency that they began seeing significant pushback. The ad shows Mija, a Latina employee of the CIA who drops several academic buzzwords and phrases while talking about her life's journey into the CIA. "I refused to internalize misguided, patriarchal ideas of what a woman can and should be," she says. "I am tired of feeling like I'm supposed to apologize for the space I occupy."
#WednesdayWisdom"I am unapologetically me. I want you to be unapologetically you, whoever you are. Whether you work at #CIA, or anywhere else in the world. Command your space. Mija, you are worth it."
— CIA (@CIA) April 28, 2021
The full, 2:20 cut of the ad finds Mija using much more buzzy, "discourse"-y language in describing herself. According to her words, she has a generalized anxiety disorder. She's intersectional. She's cisgender. "But my existence is not a box-checking exercise," she notes.
As the clip started going around Twitter, users were agog at the flurry of buzzwords Mija used in the ad, interpreting the ad as the CIA attempting to appeal to the college-educated crowd while hiding its troubled history.
this is a video made by the CIA as part of their recruitment drive. look at the language used, and the t-shirt she's wearing: a literal raised fist. you can't make this shit up. they are coopting what was supposed to be an emancipatory language to enact mass murder and torture pic.twitter.com/ljMsZhBpSP
— ☀️👀 (@zei_squirrel) May 1, 2021
Violate peoples human rights but make it "intersectional", that's the message of this CIA recruitment video. https://t.co/SXPTiEk8mq
— oliver merino (@olivermerino4) May 3, 2021
They actually did the meme https://t.co/TVe1xjDxZf pic.twitter.com/oi6U9SJodp
— Makasi Motema (@MakasiMotema) May 2, 2021
Others took it as evidence that left-wing politics had failed.
Actual quotes from this new CIA recruitment ad:"I am a woman of color""I am a cisgender millennial""I have been diagnosed with generalized anxiety disorder""I am intersectional"I think it's safe to say the contemporary American left has failed.pic.twitter.com/ruUzWSeIur
— Aisha Ahmad (@aishaismad) May 2, 2021
The really telling thing about this video os that it speaks to the CIA's assessment of who would be interested in working for them. Clearly, they think they have appeal to woke millenials – and they're probably right. https://t.co/1hGuVRuE7B
— Matt Taibbi (@mtaibbi) May 3, 2021
Others still believed it was some sort of psyop to eradicate conservatives.
Watch this insane CIA recruitment video & tell me the CIA isn’t a woke swamp creature… capable & willing to weaponize their power to target their political opponents: conservatives. pic.twitter.com/bWetFFSKeV
— Liz Wheeler (@Liz_Wheeler) May 3, 2021
China and Russia love this. https://t.co/YGI5AEsO3w
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) May 3, 2021
So, in sum, the Left hates the ad because it's pandering to the left, the Right hates it because they see it as the CIA threatening conservativism, and everyone not politically involved thinks it's cringeworthy. To use another academic buzzword to describe the CIA's video, it is an epic fail.
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dirtymonkey
I love this. I don't give a shit what anybody says, woke imperialism is based as fuck.
Commodore V
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Görktürks are furries
this has to be some sort of embezzlement scheme because not even the CIA is stupid enough to actually think this was a good idea.
Nox Lucis
They could be.
Chewybunny
"So, in sum, the Left hates the ad because it's pandering to the left, the Right hates it because they see it as the CIA threatening conservativism,…"
The left sees it as pandering and coopting their progressive language for recruitment, recruitment into the very institution that has thwarted the countries that shared their ideological views. They are right to fear this, because it reveals much about the emancipatory rhetoric game they've been playing. The conservatives view that the CIA's pandering to the woke and it's growing distrust of the CIA in general, views that the CIA would use it's clandestine power to go after conservatives – and conservative activism, and even more so, during the US literally entering a second cold war with China, weakening an important intelligence institution by focusing on diversity rather than quality.
Is it cringe worthy? Hell Yes. But this is one of those times that both the right and the left are absolutely right in what they fear from this kind of peddling.
Crispy Cream
I made an event entry for this:
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/humans-of-cia
First entry I've ever made so don't expect anything great.
Gone
_ "But my existence is not a box-checking exercise,"_
If you participate in intersectionality, your existence is a "box-checking exercise" by default.
CIA, real talk, we don't want wokeness, we want you to stop doing evil things. That's it. I understand there's a time and place for cloak and dagger stuff, especially when dealing with actual terrorists, but you don't need to be selling drugs or overthrowing governments (unless we're at war and only for a justified reason, like WWII).
I love my country, but I really don't like how it's run by the highest offices.
Jerach
I don't think there's ever really a time for cloak and dagger stuff. Even in the midst of the Cold War the CIA's efforts mostly just resulted in killing a ton of people and overthrowing democratically elected governments.
Gone
By cloak and dagger, I mean stuff like "Our spies have found a plot to blow up a building! We better stop that!" No, governments shouldn't be going around killing random people for no reason without a fair trial or part of a "justified" war or overthrow democratically elected governments.
Jerach
I get you. It's just from what I've seen that kind of scenario happened so incredibly rarely. Over 90% of the CIA's activity is sketchy and fucked up stuff.
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A Concerned Rifleman
Whatever the case, it seems like the CIA has fallen for the multi-level marketing scam known as "Intersectional HR."