Few things divide Americans as fiercely brands selling two slightly different versions of the same product. Think Pepsi vs. Coke, Pabst vs. Budweiser, Xbox vs. PlayStation. Now, we can add one more debate to the list: Heinz vs. Hunt's ketchup.

The two ketchup brands came to a head over the weekend when Twitter user @WoodyLuvsCoffee related a story about how his neighbor asked him for ketchup, so he brought over Hunt's. The neighbor was purportedly disappointed it wasn't Heinz, so @WoodyLuvsCoffee rescinded his offer, leading them to an altercation that landed the Twitter user on a "neighborhood" app.

Unfortunately, no other details were provided, such as how an argument over ketchup brands got so bad it ended up on a Nextdoor-type app, leaving Twitter to ponder the facts: is this a case of a "choosing beggar" being disappointed for getting offered Hunt's? Was the poster too being a jerk for refusing to give her the ketchup after she gave him attitude? And is ketchup a topic that requires this level of passion? These were hotly debated as the story went viral on Twitter.

First, there was the contingency of tweeters who agreed that offering Hunt's was an insult to the very idea of ketchup and community.


Others were more sympathetic to the original poster, as the story seemed to highlight just how many unknowable landmines there are in any seemingly casual interaction with another human being.

Unfortunately, we don't have screenshots of the purported "neighborhood app" post to learn more about how the situation resolved itself. However, if there's one thing we can learn from this story, it's that many people online prefer Heinz over Hunt's, and will fight to the death for their favorite vaguely tomato flavored slop.


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Panuru

Fuck off, Red Gold is where it's at.

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TheStupidRaptor

I have been eating ketchup my whole life. I'm a bit of a ketchup connoisseur. I feel more qualified than most to be in this discussion. Ok…

Hunts isn't bad, but Heinz is definitely better.

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Chocolate Donut

Ketchup is garbage no matter the brand.

Mustard Gang Rise Up

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heuueh

Interesting!
In France too, we have our own battles like this:
salted butter vs. unsalted butter,
and of course the famous chocolatine vs. pain au chocolat (even though this time both are the same product!)

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Sai

I've never had Hunts before.

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Hootanic

I won't buy Heinz because the last thing I want to do is give more money to John Kerry. Thanks, but no thanks.

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