Abigail Shapiro Announces Breast Milk Donations, 4chan Wants To Buy The Supply
Abigail Shapiro shared a picture showing her large donation of breastmilk to babies in need, and 4chan is going gaga.
On Monday, conservative influencer Abigail Shapiro made an announcement that she was donating her breast milk to families hit by the baby formula shortage. In an Instagram post – with comments turned off Ben Shapiro's sister, who recently had her firstborn, wrote that she is making a breastmilk donation to families in need, attaching a photograph of a container filled with at least a dozen packages of frozen breast milk.
Today I'm making my first breastmilk donation to families in need. It's such a huge blessing that I was able to produce enough for my son and for others, too. I am so happy that I can help those babies who need it!
Now Shapiro's sizable donation apparently excited more than just babies and their parents as a completely different group of people wants to get a hold of the influencer's breastmilk. Obsessed with Abigail Shapiro and the "khazar milkers" meme since 2017, 4chan's /pol/ met the announcement with multiple threads about this recent development as local anons discussed the news, with many seeking ways to get their hands on the frozen trove.
Finding the families the donation will go to and offering to buy packages off from them, bidding for milk at an auction, even pulling a milk heist – 4chan's strategic mind appears to be fully engaged. And while the majority of posts appear to be jokes, we won't be too surprised to see a thread in which some anon will brag about his ill-gotten gains in a week or so.
Meanwhile, on Twitter, Apollo has granted his gift of prophecy to comedian YungCripp, who made the prediction over a month ago, when the 2022 Baby Formula Shortage was on everyone's lips.
We will watch 4chan's progress on their ignoble quest and report if there are any further developments.
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Patriotic Autocannon
Steven The Pirate
The thirst for kosher milk reaching a fever pitch now that they know it's real.
ObadiahtheSlim
I had heard they were thirsty for those Khazar mommy milkers, but oy gevalt, this is ridiculous.
Tigrerojo
I deeply, truly HATE that my flesh and blood is the same as theirs …
Victreebong
This sounds like hate speech. Who’s the “theirs” in your OP?
Phhase
We're talking about 4chan here, I assume.
Tigrerojo
More specifically, 4chan users who are absolute simps for Ben Saphiro's sister and who have an OBSESSION WITH HUMAN MILK. That's about as far as you can get from the divine light of God…
BaronVonJello