Your Teeth Are So White

About

Your Teeth Are So White, also known as Dank Dentist, is a series of image macros featuring a stock photo of a dentist examining a patient's teeth, captioned with mock conversations in which the patient's teeth respond to the dentist describing them as "white."

Origin

On March 4th, 2017, Redditor pigzit submitted the dentist stock photo captioned with the woman's teeth asking "Is Whole Foods still open?" after being described as "white" (shown below). Within 48 hours, the post gained over 1,300 points (97% upvoted) on /r/dankmemes.^[2]

Spread

That day, Redditor Ima_Grab_Yo_Snatch uploaded a variation in which the woman's teeth make a racist statement regarding neighborhood property values after being described as "white" (shown below, left). Meanwhile, Redditor FuckingSpinnakers posted a version in which the teeth "colonize half the world" after being asked "how white are they?," which garnered upwards of 3,000 points (97% upvoted) in 48 hours on /r/dankmemes^[1] (shown below, right).

On March 6th, 2017, Redditor milehighdog posted the image captioned with "Your teeth are so teeth" to /r/dankmemes^[3] (shown below, left). Meanwhile, Redditor Fabool posted a photoshopped version of the picture with Donald Trump saying “Your teeth are fake news“ (shown below, right).^[4]

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