This Is My Daily Routine

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This Is My Daily Routine refers to parodies of a calendar tweeted by a young entrepreneur that describes how she spends her time in order to maintain her lifestyle. The tweet, considered by many to be humblebragging, was parodied in memes by others posting screenshots of calendars with humorous sections in numerous time slots.

Origin

On December 2nd, 2022, Twitter user @LeilaHormozi tweeted, "I'm 30 years old. And I run a $200M portfolio of businesses. This is my daily routine:" along with a screenshot of her weekly calendar. The tweet^[1] (shown below) gained over 1,000 retweets and 10,000 likes, as well as 6,000 quote-tweets, mostly from people mocking it.

Leila Hormozi @LeilaHormozi I'm 30 years old. And I run a $200M portfolio of businesses. This is my daily routine: Prep Meetings, Asana, Email, Draft, Sort Resumes 5-7am Gym 7-9am Reminder: Review ACQ Slides prior to Somer Meet w/ Portfolio Company COO 11-11:45am Weekly Creative Meeting, 12pm Weekly CEO/EA Meeting, 12:30pm PortCoAcq.com, 1:30pm Lunch 2-3pm Weekly Acquisition.com Meeting 3-4pm Portfolio Company Acquisition.com, 4pm Portfolio Company II Acquisition.com, 4:30p Investor Call // Alex & Leila Re: Re, 5pm BLOCK-Wrap up/overflow/walk 6-6:45pm Dinner w/ Portfolio Company 7-8:30pm Emails/5x5/Asana 5-6:30am Gym 7-9am BLOCK-Content/Work 9:15-11:30am Nail & Pediat Vegas Bar w/Chloe 11:20am-12:30pm BLOCK-Travel, 12:30pm Team Touch Base Porico, 1:15pm PortCo // Acquisition.com, 1.30pm Lunch-Do not Book 2-3pm Interview w/Candidate and Leila Hormozi 4:15-5pm Quinn Pulmer/Alex & Lella Hormazi, 5pm Candidata & Alex & Lella Hormor, 3900m Type Up Interview Notes to Send 6-6:45pm Coffe/Walk/Workout 6:45-10:05am Dinner 7-9pm Workout at Gym 8:15-10am Diligence Review 10:15am - 122:30pm Record YT Video! 11-11:45am Caleb & Leila Re: Presenting Comp/Offer, 3p Weekly 1:1 w/ Leila & Suzanne, 3pm GL/PL & ACQ.com Weekly 1:1 w/ Leila & Zack, 2:30pm 3:30-4:15pm Bi-weekly 1:1 w/Leila & Yas, 4pm Review May Finances 6:30-8:30am 7-8am Caleb & Leila Chat, 12:30pm Lunch - Do not Book, 1pm VENDOR & Leila Hormazi, 1:30pm Weekly 1:1 w/ Leila & Ben, 2pm BLOCK-Wrap up/overflow 5-6pm Quarterly Deck Prep, Mock Recruiter Search Practical Test Dinner: Reservation under M 6:45-8pm Gym 9-10:30am Eat & Show, 10:30am BLOCK-5x5/Workout Video/ Intro for 11am-12pm Diligence Review 12-1pm BLOCK-Do not Book, 1pm ACQ Team Huddles, 1:30pm Weekly 1:1 w/ Leila & Caleb, 2pm DNB-TT Review, 2:30pm Meet w/ Portfolio Company, apm Internal Review 2:30-4:15pm BLOCK-Shower Out, A Cleaners Here Dinner Application, 44:30-7:30pm Call 5:15-6:30pm Dinner w/ Dad 6:45-7:45pm Coffe/Walk/Workout with Alex 6:45-10:05am Zack/Leila RE: 8-8:45am BLOCK-Content/Work 10:15am-12pm PortCo/Acq.com Team Meet, 11 am ... Trevor Odom & Lella Hörmõra Re: Video, 12pm Jason & Leila Hormozi, 12:30pm BLOCK-Prep to Film 1-2pm Lunch, 2pm Walk Break, 2:30pm Leila Filming with Caleb 3-6:30pm Dinner 7-9pm

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The tweet was swiftly mocked in parodies on Twitter. While the original features a rigorous schedule designed to maximize efficiency, many of the parodies found people devoting large blocks of time to frivolous or slovenly activities.

For example, on December 5th, 2022, Twitter user @dhtoomey^[2] posted a parody calendar that mostly featured him panicking and drinking coffee, gaining over 90 retweets and 1,200 likes in two days (shown below, left). On December 6th, Twitter user @DaveOshry^[3] then posted a joke saying as the runner of a $5 video game studio, his schedule consisted of "shit and piss," gaining over 2,200 retweets and 29,000 likes in one day (shown below, right).

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External References

^[1] Twitter – LeilaHormozi

^[2] Twitter – dhtoomey

^[3] Twitter – @DaveOshry

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