The Wampa
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The Wampa, a fierce and violent creature from the snowy world of Hoth. It was widely known to be a solitary creature, hiding in ice caves, waiting for whiny blond boys to happen by to pick up a quick snack, only to have their arm lopped off by a shiny light stick. But this was after a time, where Wampa's roamed the galaxy, causing havoc among'st adventurers, Republic and Imperial alike. These, were the original trolls of the galaxy.
Wampas (Or Wamps, for short) were commonly seen in areas with high levels of vocal interaction. They commonly would annoy citizens with comments such as "Hey guys, when does the beta end?", when the end was clearly posted on forums across the galaxy. Other common phrases included, "Hey, how do I start the quest with Darth Vader" (Who never existed for another 3000 years. A possible sign of foresight), and "This game sucks. WoW is better in every way, and this game is gonna die…" (This variant we call, the Fan boy Wampa). Many also would pose as innocent, like able players. Until they decided to pull the Heroic World boss prior to all of your healers arriving, thus sending everyone to they're death. Or rolling Need on every loot drop, only to sell the Strength pauldrons, that the Sentinel so desperately needed. They commonly speak among'st each other, with a call that sounds similar to the common troll, which is "Wampalolololol".
In short, Wampas are annoying, stupid, fan boyish and clearly have no regard for other players. Please feel free to promptly blast, behead or force lightning these creatures, as you are doing a service to the entire galaxy.
Discoverers:
Twilea
Veleran
Revann
Variants:
Common Wampa
Fan-by Wampa
Boss Pull Wampa
Mob Pull Wampa
Loot Grubber Wampa
(Some more are believed to exist, but have yet to be discovered…)
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