No Guy Has All Three

About

No Guy Has All Three is a snowclone joking that no man has all three of a set of characteristics or objects. In most of the posts, the three objects are a humorous set of pop culture references or absurd characteristics.

Origin

On July 24th, 2018, Twitter user @ShOoObz^[2] tweeted, "No man has all three: a big dick, a hairline, a money in my cash app," gaining over 30 retweets and 40 likes (shown below, left). On January 1st, 2019, Twitter user @Hannah23RP^[1] tweeted "No guy has all three: car, job, no kids" (shown below, right).

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Over the course of the following year, the tweet became a snowclone featuring more absurd characteristics. For example, on January 27th, 2019, Twitter user @gaycommunism wrote, "NO MAN HAS All THREE! 1. AirPods 2. Pokemon XY Evolutions STAFF Prerelease Charizard 11/108 PSA 10 GEM MINT 3. Dick Game" (shown below, left). On January 11th, Twitter user @onlineryn posted the snowclone using a Rick Harrison meme (shown below, right).

On October 7th, Mashable^[3] covered the meme, citing more recent examples. Popular recent examples include a September 24th tweet by @tylerdw that gained over 4,000 likes (shown below, left) and an October 5th tweet by @KenwayVolk referencing Nathan For You that gained over 3,500 retweets and 26,000 likes (shown below, right).

Various Examples

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