No Dick, No Balls and Probably No Butthole Since This Guy Feeds on Radiation

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No Dick, No Balls and Probably No Butthole Since This Guy Feeds on Radiation refers to a viral soundbite from a Goji Center YouTube video called, "Do Godzilla and Kong have balls?" in which the video's host concluded that Godzilla has no reproductive organs in comparison to King Kong. The video inspired an edited version of the audio that included the Vine Boom sound effect, resulting in many video memes that used it akin to humorously roasting someone.

Origin

On July 11th, 2021, YouTuber^[1] Goji Center uploaded a video titled, "Do Godzilla and Kong have balls?" The video received roughly 2.1 million views and 91,000 likes in one and a half years. At the video's 7:59-minute mark, the narrator says that Godzilla has "no dick, no balls and definitely no butthole since this guy feeds on radiation" (shown below).

On July 13th, 2021, YouTuber^[2] GojiSonic uploaded a video called, "Godzilla Has No Balls," which used Goji Center's soundbite and added Vine Boom sound effects for humorous emphasis. Over the course of a year and a half, the video gained roughly 406,000 views and 23,000 likes (shown below).

Spread

On August 10th, 2021, YouTuber^[3] ddom posted a new iteration called, "NO DICK. NO BALLS," that used the Vine Boom audio and showed Sad SpongeBob for every thud, gaining roughly 145,700 views and 7,900 likes in a year and a half (shown below, left). The video gained notoriety, earning a "Good Ending" version uploaded by YouTuber^[4] Dinosaur gaming on September 17th, gaining roughly 203,900 views and 12,000 likes in the same time frame (shown below, right).

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On August 27th, 2021, Instagram^[5] user @succc.exe posted their own video using the sound, gaining roughly 60,200 likes in a year and a half (shown below). The video was reposted to iFunny^[6] on August 30th, 2021, by @Poggerschamp14, gaining roughly 2,600 smiles in the same time frame.

Going into 2022 and 2023, the concept of Godzilla not having a penis continued to trend due to the notoriety of Goji Center's soundbite. For instance, on April 11th, 2022, iFunnyer^[7] @memesirl posted a meme about Godzilla's urine output which received two top comments that namedropped the "No Dick, No Balls…" concept (shown below, left). On April 11th, 2023, iFunnyer^[8] @RizzedUpErenYeager posted a top comment screenshot showing similar discourse, gaining roughly 4,200 smiles in two days (shown below, right).

Other than on YouTube and Instagram, memes using the "No Dick, No Balls…" soundbite also trended on TikTok.^[9]