Popular searches
[-] temptotosssoon 2198 points 11 years ago* (last edited 11 years ago) throw away account cause this is really personal. My last semester at a certain college I was assulted by a football player for walking where he was trying to drive (note he was 325lbs I was 120lbs), while unconscious on the ground I lived a different life. I met a wonderful young lady, she made my heart skip and my face red, I pursued her for months and dispatched a few jerk boyfriends before I finally won her over, after two years we got married and almost immediately she bore me a daughter. I had a great job and my wife didn't have to work outside of the house, when my daughter was two she [my wife] bore me a son. My son was the joy of my life, I would walk into his room every morning before I left for work and doted on him and my daughter. One day while sitting on the couch I noticed that the perspective of the lamp was odd, like inverted. It was still in 3D but... just.. wrong. (It was a square lamp base, red with gold trim on 4 legs and a white square shade). I was transfixed, I couldn't look away from it. I stayed up all night staring at it, the next morning I didn't go to work, something was just not right about that lamp. I stopped eating, I left the couch only to use the bathroom at first, soon I stopped that too as I wasn't eating or drinking. I stared at the f------ lamp for 3 days before my wife got really worried, she had someone come and try to talk to me, by this time my cognizance was breaking up and my wife was freaking out. She took the kids to her mother's house just before I had my epiphany.... the lamp is not real.... the house is not real, my wife, my kids... none of that is real... the last 10 years of my life are not f------ real! The lamp started to grow wider and deeper, it was still inverted dimensions, it took up my entire perspective and all I could see was red, I heard voices, screams, all kinds of weird noises and I became aware of pain.... a f------ s--- ton of pain... the first words I said were "I'm missing teeth" and opened my eyes. I was laying on my back on the sidewalk surrounded by people that I didn't know, lots were freaking out, I was completely confused. at some point a cop scooped me up, dragged/walked me across the sidewalk and grass and threw me face down in the back of a cop car, I was still confused. I was taken to the hospital by the cop (seems he didn't want to wait for the ambulance to arrive) and give CT scans and s---.. I went through about 3 years of horrid depression, I was grieving the loss of my wife and children and dealing with the knowledge that they never existed, I was scared that I was going insane as I would cry myself to sleep hoping I would see her in my dreams. I never have, but sometimes I see my son, usually just a glimpse out of my peripheral vision, he is perpetually 5 years old and I can never hear what he says. EDIT (24 hours after post): never though anyone would read this, I changed a line so that it no longer seems that my 2 year old daughter bore a child. I have never seen Inception or the Star Trek episode so many have mentioned (but I will eventually) I will not do an AMA I've had many PM's describing similar experiences and 3 posters stating such experiences are impossible, I'd say more research needs to be done on brain functions. Pre-med students, don't assume you know everything. A few have asked if they can write a book/screen play/stage play/rage comic etcetera, please consider this tale open source and have fun with it permalink source embed save save-RES report hide child comments The Lamp Story (Reddit Creepypasta) Italian Brainrot / AI Italian Animals image and meme examples. Italian Brainrot / AI Italian Animals Tralalero Tralala meme example. Tralalero Tralala An image of ProZD and his quote in relation to the 2023 race-based casting controversy. ProZD Race-Based Casting Controversy Brr Brr Patapim meme Brr Brr Patapim Shoebody Bop / Summoning Meme explained. What's The 'Shoebody Bop' And 'Summoning Meme'? The Strange Acapella Song And Animation About A Man Head-Butting People Explained Tung Tung Tung Sahur meme explained. What Does 'Tung Tung Tung Sahur' Mean? The TikTok Brainrot Meme Ensuring That Indonesians Take Sahoor This Ramadan Explained The Ghost of The Goon / Goonmobile meme examples depicting two pictures of a black Dodge Challenger car. The Ghost of The Goon / Goonmobile The Interrogation of Stephen McDaniel The Interrogation of Stephen McDaniel Italian Brainrot / AI Italian Animals image and meme examples. Italian Brainrot / AI Italian Animals An image of ProZD and his quote in relation to the 2023 race-based casting controversy. ProZD Race-Based Casting Controversy Tralalero Tralala meme example. Tralalero Tralala Studio Ghibli AI Generator image example depicting disaster girl. Studio Ghibli AI Generator

Mark Zuckerberg Smoking Meats

Added 6 years ago / Updated 6 years ago
Smokingmeats

Confirmed   66,173

Part of a series on Mark Zuckerberg. [View Related Entries]

Advertisement
Navigation
About • Origin • Spread • Search Interest • External References • Recent Images • Recent Videos

About

Mark Zuckerberg Smoking Meats refers to a Facebook Live video stream held by Mark Zuckerberg in which he repeatedly announces that he is "smoking meats" in his backyard.

Advertisement

Origin

On October 9th, 2016, Zuckerberg streamed himself on Facebook[1] barbequing in his backyard (shown below). Within two years, the video garnered more than 620,000 reactions, 430,000 comments and 20,400 shares.

Spread

On December 13th, 2016, YouTuber Meat uploaded a short edit of the livestream, featuring clips of Zuckerberg repeatedly talking about "smoking meats" (shown below). Within two years, the video gained over 1.1 million views and 7,400 comments.

On October 29th, 2017, PewDiePie highlighted a part of the livestream in which Zuckerberg reads a comment asking about the Zucc meme (shown below, left). On April 12th, 2018, h3h3productions used the same clip in a video titled "Zucc Gets Roasted" (shown below, right).

On June 6th, YouTuber umami uploaded an animated version of the livestream titled "Grill Talk with Mark Zuckerberg" (shown below, left). On June 24th, YouTuber Meat's video reached the front page of the /r/videos[2] subreddit. On August 23rd, the Schmoyoho YouTube channel uploaded a songified version of the livestream (shown below, right).

On January 4th, 2019, YouTuber Tyler Cassidy uploaded footage of himself singing a song about the Zuckerberg livestream titled "Smoking These Meats" (shown below).

Search Interest

External References

[1] Facebook – Mark Zuckerbergs livestream

[2] Reddit – /r/videos

[3] Eater – Grilling Tips From Mark Zuckerberg

Share Pin

Related Entries 18 total

Zuckerberg Note Pass
Fake Mark Zuckerberg Facebook...
Mark Zuckerberg Congressional...
Mark Zuckerberg and Sweet Bab...

View All Related Entries

Recent Images 3 total

View All Images

Recent Videos 1 total

View All Videos

Load 17 Comments
See more