Jaded Teenage Girl

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About

Jaded Teenage Girl is a copypasta originating from a Tumblr post in which user TashaLovesNirvana tries to fend off her detractors and trolls by claiming she was a “jaded teenage girl” who had endured through many hardships in her life.

Origin

In early February 2015, Tumblr user TashaLovesNirvana replied to post submitted by user Winnerchallenged, in which she revealed that she is a "jaded teenage girl" after dealing with several hardships, including asking out "the cutest guy" in her grade only to find out that he had a girlfriend (shown below).^[1] The post was subsequently deleted.

Spread

On February 9th, Tumblr user bakrua posted a screenshot of TashaLovesNirvana's post, which gained over 22,500 likes in the first two weeks. That day, Redditor straightallies submitted the text of the Tumblr post to the /r/copypasta^[2] subreddit. Also on February 9th, Tumblr user lizardmafia^[3] submitted a clickbait headline version of the copypasta (shown below, left). Meanwhile, the science666^[4] Tumblr blog highlighted a photoshopped picture of Richard Dawkins wearing a T-shirt with the words "We are all teenage girls" printed on the front (shown below, right).

On February 10th, Tumblr^[6] user kumagawa posted a dramatic reading of the copypasta (shown below). The next day, Tumblr user officialjeffandonuts^[5] posted a version of the copypasta framing it as a discussion between him and his dog.