Glif AI Wojaks

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"AGI will replace us all" -- can't replace Excel formulas AI DOOMER "Roko's Basilisk is coming for us" -- afraid of toaster "Elon Musk will save us" -- restraining order from Twitter HQ "Humanity extinct in 5 years" -- hasn't left basement in 10 "Al is already conscious" -- believes chatbot is his gf "Singularity by 2025" -- can't predict what's for dinner "We need to shut down all Al research"-- uses Alexa daily "Al will solve death" -- can't solve personal hygiene glif.app

Virgin Data-Driven Analyst VS Chad Vibes Enthusiast Spends hours crunching numbers, still can't predict girlfriend leaving him Makes life-changing decisions based on horoscope app notifications Manifests money Chooses career path by Paralyzed by analysis by shouting 'MONEY PLEASE' paralysis, can't at the moon Needs 3 peer- reviewed studies to confirm water is wet decide what to eat for lunch throwing dart at job listings while blindfolded OUCH! Obsessively tracks sleep cycles, still looks like a zombie Sleeps when tired, eats when hungry, somehow has perfect health Meticulously plans budget, cries over unexpected $5 expense Solves complex problems by 'feeling it out', accidentally discovers cold fusion glifat app

"It's not complicated" -- has 437 nodes in workflow COMFYUI ARTIST "ControlNet is so simple" -- cries in pose estimation "Who needs Midjourney?" -- spends 6 hours for one image "Stable Diffusion is obsolete" -- can't figure out why image is black "I'm an Al researcher" -- watches YouTube tutorials on 2x speed "My art is truly unique" -- uses the same 5 checkpoints as everyone "I'm basically a programmer now" -- copy-pastes entire workflows else "I understand latent space" -- just discovered what an encoder does

"Just one more hit" -- Entire planet corrupted "I can quit anytime" -- Literal blue veins bulging PHAZON JUNKIE "This s**t's better than Chozo tech" -- Glowing blue foam from mouth "I AM the Leviathan" -- Just a puddle of blue goo "Samus doesn't understand" -- Actively melting "The Space Pirates were right" -- Can't form coherent sentences "It's medicinal, bro" -- Mutating uncontrollably "I'm enhancing my DNA" -- 99% Phazon, 1% Metroid glif.app

... : John Merrick @johnpmerrick tbf they got me here "This will spark the revolution" - - 3 people show up to book launch "Marx was actually problematic" -- still publishes 15 books on him VERSO BOOKS EDITOR "Reject hierarchy" -- has 6 levels of editorial positions all books on Amazon "We're not bourgeois" -- all staff from Ivy League "Capitalism is ending next week"--charges $49.99 for paperback "Amazon is evil" -- lists "Our books are accessible to the working class" -- uses words like 'hegemony' unironically "We're anti- establishment" -- begs for NY Times review • 4:31 AM ⚫ Jun 26, 2024 77.1K Views • glif.app

Marc Andreessen @pmarca alóz "Web3 will revolutionize everything" -- hasn't used a dapp in years "Al is the future" -- can't debug a simple Python script MARC ANDREESSEN "Crypto will bank the unbanked" -- owns multiple banks "Founder worship is essential" -- simps for Elon daily "Remote work doesn't work"--tweets from his "I'm not political" -- donates millions to candidates yacht "Software is eating the world" -- his portfolio is being eaten alive • 6:33 AM ⚫ Jun 25, 2024 160.3K Views "Universities are obsolete" --degree from Stanford glif.app

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Glif AI Wojaks refers to a series of memes depicting Wojaks made using Glif.app, an AI art sandbox app. In late June 2024, a Glif developer named Fabian Stelzer created a tool that creates AI-generated Wojaks that consist of line art portraits surrounded by anecdotes and jokes about the character or person featured, typically stereotypical things they'd say, similar to starter packs. Glif AI Wojaks spread on X / Twitter in late June 2024.

Origin

On June 24th, 2024, Glif co-developer Fabian Stelzer^[1] made a post about how he created a Wojak Meme Generator in Glif.^[6] He also shared an example of the kind of Wojaks the app can make, in this case, "The AI Entrepreneur." The post gathered over 3,000 likes in two days (seen below).

fabian @fabianstelzer just built a fully automated Wojak meme generator in Glif in 5 min: Claude 3.5 block generates the meme as JSON ComfyUI block uses a Wojak Lora to generate a fitting image JSON extractor + Canvas Block ties it all together input "Al entrepreneur" "We're changing the world" -- hasn't left basement in 3 years "Our Al can do anything" -- struggles to make toast THE AI ENTREPRENEUR "We're disrupting every industry" -- can't explain own product "Singularity in 5 years" - can't code 'Hello World' "Ethical Al is our priority" -- model generates h*ntai "We don't need regulations" -- Al suggests overthrowing government "We're the next Google" - - 2 users, both are mom BAD 3:44 PM Jun 24, 2024 1.6M Views "Our valuation is $100M"-- revenue is $3.50

Spread

On June 25th, 2024, American businessman Marc Andreessen @pmarca^[2] posted a Wojak made using Glif, gathering over 3,000 likes in a day (seen below, left). On June 26th, X^[3] user @johnpmerrick posted a version of the meme that read, "Verso Books Editor," gathering over 1,000 likes in a day (seen below, right).

On June 26th, 2024, Redditor^[4] /u/tinyhands-45 posted a Glif AI Wojak to /r/Metroid (seen below, left), while the Instagram^[5] page @laborwaveaesthetics posted an "Anti-Stalinist" version of the meme, gathering over 500 likes in a day (seen below, right).