These Masochistic Glasses Zap You If You're Not Paying Attention
Have you ever begun to zone out during a lecture and wondered, "Boy, I sure could go for a stimulating vibration over my heart right now to get me back in the game"? Well, you're in luck, because researchers at Massachusetts Institute of Technology have the product for you.
That product is called "AttentiveU," which is a pair of glasses that will fire various signals at the person wearing them if they sense that the wearer is not paying attention. These signals include auditory feedback to tell a person they are not paying attention, or for the more rambunctious, a vibration on the cheekbones or to a hidden, connected node attached to the body.
The researchers, Nataliya Kosmyna, Ph.D, Caitlin Morris, Thanh Nguyen, Pattie Maes, and Utkarsh Sarawgi, developed the glasses as a way to help focus one's attention in an increasingly distraction-filled world. A press release for the glasses states, "We envision a future in which people can decide when they want to be more attentive and can in those moments put on their AttentivU glasses to help them be focused." The above video showing off the glasses shows a woman using the glasses when she finds herself drifting off during a math lecture.
While this is theoretically an admirable goal, Twitter users were quick to note that such a device would be torturous to those with learning disabilities such as autism and ADHD.
The researchers noted that early tests of AttentiveU were only performed on "neurotypical" people (people without learning disabilities), and that they'd received positive feedback from the 100 participants. They also note the glasses are not designed to be worn 24/7. "We currently test it in different environments and situations with neurotypical adults only in a number of scenarios where high attention, performance and engagement are required (like sports)," they say. "We also start exploring directions beyond attention and feedback delivery for this system (cognitive load, fatigue, passive monitoring)."
As of this moment, there is no plan to use the glasses as a kind of "shock therapy" for people with learning disabilities, but the idea is certainly concerning enough to spark backlash, especially considering another school in Massachusetts is currently using shock therapy for neuroatypical children.
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TheMysteriousGray
In a long, pathetic and sad line of bad ideas made by people who don't understand spectrum kids on how to make them act "normal", this is easily top ten worst.
ScottyP
I could use a pair of these while driving on hours long car trips, highway hypnosis is terrifying.
Bluemillos
I thought it was more like "it shoots tasers to people who look at your tits instead of your face".
Burian
When I saw this on front page I thought this was a jab at "problem glasses" and the "attention" bit meant that the wearer needs attention from others.
BraveSirJimOfLawl
Can't believe this, children with ADD need responsible adults to zap them with tasers when they stop paying attention. Automation will be the death of this country.
mammon
I can see this being beneficial to adults upon consent, but you already know that some helicopter parents/guardians will use this on their toddler.
Princeso Bubblegum
ablest nonsense aside, if you aren't bothered by the idea of fucking glasses electrocuting you when you zone out, you must be some kind of special normie or anything, just put fucking god collars on people then you fucking weirdo who isn't bothered by fucking anything I hate you
LinkR
Give Aron Hanson a pair and I might start watching Game Grumps again.
Cellular Lukeleus
Fuck that, GG is too far gone. Just make him a tolerable content creator again.
HelifIgno
I use to make a joke with a programmer that I was going to give a monkey a cattle prod and train it to shock them if they didn't get back to work.
They laughed, I laughed, the monkey laughed… It was good times.
Joking aside, when I clicked this I instantly thought of Markiplier or Game Grumps doing this as a joke… boy was I wrong.