Lizzo Shows Off Booty-revealing Dress At Basketball Game, Leading To Takes
Noted butt-haver Lizzo showed off said butt at a Lakers game last night and it is apparently a major cause of discourse.
The pop star was spotted on the crowd-cam during last night's contest, and took the opportunity to dance in a revealing dress that showed off a good chunk of her butt.
The clip, which features golden reactions from Chris Rock and Kobe Bryant, has divided Twitter, as butts tend to do. The takes are about what you'd expect. First, people were aghast and embarrassed to see about 90% of Lizzo's butt in public.
However, because Lizzo's butt is a Politically Important butt, the counter-takes came just as swiftly.
The body shaming in the responses to this tweet is so disappointing. There is so much flesh shown in sports and around it – ever seen women’s poll vaulting, also dancers, cheerleaders, shirtless men with painted body. But, somehow @lizzo is out of bounds?! Give me a break… https://t.co/GYTZ3LRk9X
— Charles M. Blow (@CharlesMBlow) December 9, 2019
the only reason why lizzo did what she did, (which lets be honest, isn't revolutionary in the SLIGHTEST) is because she knows how u fatphobic mfs would react. as in it was like it was written in the book of fortune. predictable ass niggas
— asmara ☭ MANI HATE ACCOUNT!☭ (@LMAOOOWHA) December 9, 2019
Skinny girls show ass all day, on every social media platform. Yet one big girl do it and y’all upset? Because just cause y’all skinny don’t mean y’all healthy and it’s all for fuckin clout anyway soLet Lizzo get her money. https://t.co/Gzp9jBg0nU
— Monye West. 🔥 (@LoveOnMo) December 9, 2019
Then there's this godly take, which is that the timing of LizzoButtgate will cost people their lives.
We were about to have a real dialogue about the pervasiveness of drug use in rap after Juice died, finally after losing so many great artists we were about to come to a resolution then Lizzo showed her cheeks. Lord knows how many more lives will be lost because of that decision.
— Fut🎉re 🎄ctive Sh🎁🎁ter (@AlrightIGetIt) December 9, 2019
Thus, the timeline has been brought to its knees yet again by a butt. In other news, Democrats are drafting articles of impeachment.
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Chewybunny
As a devoted follower of The Religion Bootyism Founded by Sir Mixalot (May He Be Blessed With FIIIIINE BOOTY) all I gotta say is good on her.
FanglyFish
Could have been worse. At least her ass wasn't broadcast live on national television to millions of people. Unlike, say…
StringFish
…the biggest overreaction freakout of the century?
(just finishing your sentence for you).
Seriously, though, it's a little pathetic how everybody pees their diapers when it comes to a glimpse of a butt or a boob. Calm down, Puritans.
Kenetic Kups
If this was at like a concert of hers, I’d say go right ahead
but really, anyone doing this at a basketball game is just indecent
Allyorbase
Lizzo is so utterly conceited that her popularity actually angers me. Nobody should be praised for being so vainglorious. Looks aside, she is yet another role model teaching girls that narcissism equates to strength -- that "queens" are loud, proud, and immune to accountability or universal truths. One such universal truth: obesity is unhealthy. Another truth is that Americans are more obese than ever, and instead of fighting it, we've all just decided to embrace it because we don't want anyone to feel bad. Fine, Lizzo (or any celebrity) can be obese, but let's not marvel over how awesome it is that she's fat. That isn't a virtue.
RemChi
IT AIN'T BODY SHAMING- ITS WALKING AROUND A FUCKING BASKETBALL GAME WITH YOUR ASS ON DISPLAY! THAT AIN'T KOSHER
brawnhilda
Not disagreeing that people should keep their asses covered in public, especially if they're gonna sit on a public seat … but the cheerleaders are wearing booty shorts, so …
RemChi
Booty shorts…. =/= Fucking Panties.
brawnhilda
That's what we call an opinion, so unless you're gonna produce photos of the current cheerleaders uniforms to compare to Lizzo's gotchies this isn't worth much. 🤷♀️