Jeffrey Epstein Kept Painting of Bill Clinton Wearing a Blue Dress and Heels in His Apartment, for Some Reason

Jeffrey Epstein, who by all accounts was an extremely weird dude, kept a painting of former president Bill Clinton in a blue dress and red high heels in his New York City apartment. Here is what it looks like:

A source told The Daily Mail about the strange painting on Wednesday, including a picture she'd snapped which creepily showed the painting staring and pointing directly out into the late-billionaire's hallway, like a real-life version of The Shining scene where Wendy stumbles upon the weird furry-ghost blowjob.

The piece is named "Parsing Bill," and was painted by artist Petrina Ryan-Kleid. The dress seems to be a reference to the infamous blue dress worn by Monica Lewinsky which became a point of interest during the Clinton impeachment scandal.

We should be thankful that the anonymous Daily Mail source did not snap a picture of another horrifying piece of artwork in Epstein's apartment, which The New York Post described as, "a mannequin hanging from the ceiling -- dressed up in a wedding gown… situated above a staircase." Normal stuff!!!!!!