For Just $100,000, You Can Own This Condo Completely Covered In Beer Cans

For just $100,000, you can own a 2BR, 2BA condo in which every square inch of the walls and floors are covered in beer cans in the grand ol' state of--you guessed it--Florida.

In Lake Worth, Florida, there is currently a house on the market with features including “towering palm trees, neat landscaping, and a delightful and serene creek” and wall-to-wall covering of Budweiser cans.

The online listing for the home does its damned best to hype up this bizarre house, writing, "Entering the spacious 2BR/2BA corner-unit condo, you immediately reminisce of long road trips and the inevitable belting out of the beloved song, ''99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall!'' Budweiser's biggest fan meticulously adorned the walls and ceilings with Budweiser beer cans to display and showcase their intense love for one of America's favorite domestic brews!"

"Meticulously" is understating it; every surface in the house, safe for the bathroom, is covered in beer cans, including the ceilings. Special small cans were used around the electrical outlets so as not to throw off the balance of the place.

It's frankly a stunning feat of engineering, a work of genius used for banal evil. Kristen Adams-Kearney, the real-estate agent charged with selling the place, told Today she didn't know the extent of what she was getting into when she took the listing. "[A representative for the deceased estate] first asked me if I’d be interested in taking a listing that was wallpapered with beer-can wallpaper, and up until the appointment, I couldn’t imagine where you would even find beer-can wallpaper," she said. Little did she know she was walking into a house with literally beer-can-wallpaper.

Behind the beer cans is apparently "buttercream-paint," should a buyer be interested in removing the unique decor, but Budweiser itself has heard of the house and has offered a fridge-full of free beer to the owner provided they keep the "wallpaper" intact.

So for $100,000 minus the price of a fridge full of piss, you can live in a Florida condo lined with a crushing reminder of the alcoholism epidemic in America. Pretty sweet deal, all things considered.