How Did Vaporeon Become The Most Infamous Pokémon On The Internet? The Immortal Copypasta And Meme Explained
There are currently two types of people reading this article: Those who don't know why a guide on the internet history of Vaporeon is necessary and those who know all too well.
If you're in the former camp, we should warn you that the contents of this article are probably going to ruin Vaporeon for you forever.
After reading this, the word "Vaporeon" may make your eyes roll back into your head and cause you to speak in tongues. This all to say that if you get mad at us later, don't say we didn't warn you.
What Is Vaporeon?
First things first, in case you're completely lost already, Vaporeon is a lovely Pokémon from the first generation of Pokemon video games. It is one of the first three "Eeveelutions," a Water-type, and is usually a tanky, heavy-hitting Pokémon in gameplay.
Why Is Vaporeon Associated With Meme Culture?
Here's where things get … "interesting." So aside from the character's presence in Pokemon, Vaporeon is also the subject of one of the internet's most infamous copypastas.
Back in 2018, a 4chan user had a very "4chan-y" thought and listed all the qualities of Vaporeon that make it suitable for human mating (click below to read it in its full glory, no turning back now).
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human d***s, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water-based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly w*t, so w*t that you could easily have s*x with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you p**l out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white.
As those familiar with the Vaporeon copypasta know, this anon doesn't simply think Vaporeon has the cutest face and that makes it the most s*x-able. No, the copypasta's terrifying power comes from the anon's incredible specificity in outlining a logistically sound argument for why Vaporeon, of all the hundreds of Pokémon out there, is fit for human breeding.
The anon's deep knowledge of Vaporeon's height, weight, abilities and move pool make his comment bar none the most convincing argument for a specific Pokémon's sexual compatibility with humans that exists online. If anyone wanted to challenge him, they would have to go down the same, shameful rabbit hole that the Vaporeon anon did, and that's a bridge too far for many.
How Did The Vaporeon Copypasta Go Viral And Become A Meme?
As you can likely tell, the comment was too thorough and too horrible to not go viral, and soon it was reposted to meme hubs on Reddit, where many unwitting souls had to have their thoughts on Vaporeon forever sullied. From there, the copypasta got YouTube readings — in case you wanted to hear what the Vaporeon copypasta sounds like when an actual human says it out loud.
Nowadays, the mere mention of the word "Vaporeon" is enough to activate internet users' fight-or-flight, and many have made memes about quashing references to the copypasta before they rear their ugly heads.
For more information, check out the Know Your Meme entry on Vaporeon.
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