Nicknames are an essential part of online life. Take one part of your world and combine it with another, and out comes a weird new title for yourself. It's fun.

Quarantine is no exception to the rule, and after one week of social distancing, we finally have a formula for determining our quarantine nickname. Thanks to Twitter user @theyearofelan, all you need to do to learn your new self-isolation name is to take your current feeling and the last thing you stress ate out of the pantry.

Twitter isn't letting the opportunity pass them by. With responses including "Horny Kit Kat," "Randy Pretzel" and "Edgy spaghetti," it's safe to say that after all this is over, a lot of us are going to have to update our driver's licenses.