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The New Health Craze Is Perineum Sunning, Which Is Latin For Butthole Tanning
If you're looking to sleep better, attract a 'soul tribe,' and better sexual energy, we're happy to say we have a new wellness trend for you to try out. Thanks to an Instagram influencer and healer named Metaphysical Meagan, you can acquire all of these beautiful things by simply tanning your butthole for 30 seconds per day. According to Meagan, while this practice may seem new, it's actually an ancient Taoist practice. Fortunately for our "Ascension Wayshower," she currently lives in California so if you're someone who faces snows for a few months out of the year, this practice might be a little hard for you.
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Of course Twitter came through with some delightful reactions to the story.
Today became the perfect day to try it out.
Of course, now many will have to try it out during the winter.
Some sent out well wishes to those wanting to try it.
The practice now has its own designated day of the week.
Sounds like this will be a tough conversation.
That's it…that's all you have to do.
New strategies were developed.
The question of the decade!
Some were kind enough to give warnings to their friends.
And even expanded on the practice.
We honestly don't think so, but can you blame us?