The New Health Craze Is Perineum Sunning, Which Is Latin For Butthole Tanning

If you're looking to sleep better, attract a 'soul tribe,' and better sexual energy, we're happy to say we have a new wellness trend for you to try out. Thanks to an Instagram influencer and healer named Metaphysical Meagan, you can acquire all of these beautiful things by simply tanning your butthole for 30 seconds per day. According to Meagan, while this practice may seem new, it's actually an ancient Taoist practice. Fortunately for our "Ascension Wayshower," she currently lives in California so if you're someone who faces snows for a few months out of the year, this practice might be a little hard for you.

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🌞Perineum Sunning🌞 For the past few weeks I have included sunning my bum & yoni🌺 into my daily rising routine. • ☀️Many of you have been asking about the benefits of this practice: ⚡️30 seconds of sunlight on your butthole is the equivalent of a full day of sunlight with your clothes on!⚡️ Taught by ra_of_earth &amp; @certifiedhealthnut (This is an ancient Taoist practice that’s been around for a while!) Things I’ve noticed personally In my reality since I’ve implemented this: 🌞Surges of energy almost immediately! 🌞Better Sleep 🌞Better connection to my Sexual energy &amp; control of my Life Force⚡️ 🌞So much Creativity flowing through my life!!🧡 🌞Attracting my desires &amp; intentions with ease. 🌞Attracting soul tribe &amp; people who are on the same frequency and wavelength as me. • ☀️I’m spending a maximum of 5 minutes in the morning doing this. @ra_of_earth teaches that 30 seconds is more than enough sunshine exposure down there! ☕️This is truly more energizing than slamming cups of coffee and is a great alternative to consuming neurotoxic coffee &amp; caffeine that can disrupt your adrenal gland health.☕️ 🌞This is such a simple game changing practice!! ⚡️Try it out &amp; let me know your experience⚡️ ☀️You can do this any time the sun is out... I prefer early in the morning!☀️ #NakedInNature</a></p> <p style=" color:#c9c8cd; font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; line-height:17px; margin-bottom:0; margin-top:8px; overflow:hidden; padding:8px 0 7px; text-align:center; text-overflow:ellipsis; white-space:nowrap;">A post shared by <a href="https://www.instagram.com/metaphysicalmeagan/?utm_source=ig_embed&amp;utm_campaign=loading" style=" color:#c9c8cd; font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; font-style:normal; font-weight:normal; line-height:17px;" target="_blank"> 𓂀 𓋹 Metaphysical Meagan 𓋹 𓂀</a> (metaphysicalmeagan) on Oct 21, 2019 at 7:57am PDT

 
Of course Twitter came through with some delightful reactions to the story.

 
Today became the perfect day to try it out.

 
Of course, now many will have to try it out during the winter.

 
Some sent out well wishes to those wanting to try it.

 
The practice now has its own designated day of the week.

 
Sounds like this will be a tough conversation.

 
That's it…that's all you have to do.

 
New strategies were developed.

 
The question of the decade!

 
Some were kind enough to give warnings to their friends.

 
And even expanded on the practice.

 
We honestly don't think so, but can you blame us?