If you're a cat currently trying to google how many felines you can sleep with before needing to be hospitalized, the answer is five. A Russian Blue cat named Xiaopi was staying in a fancy pet hotel in South China when he was caught on CCTV having sex with five different cats in one night.

As a result, the cat's owner Mr. Zhao had to have Xiaopi hospitalized for exhaustion and dehydration where he was given a glucose drip. Mr. Zhao took to social media to air his frustration with the pet hotel for allowing his non-neutered cat to run amok and live his best damn life from 10:40 PM to 5:00 AM. The hotel did wind up apologizing and even offered to pay for both the glucose drip and vet costs for any potential cat pregnancies since Russian Blue kittens are often sold for $2,000.

Naturally, when this news hit Twitter, many people couldn't help but applaud the casanova cat for his sexual antics and his owner who accidentally became a cat pimp. Below is a collection of some of the funniest responses to the story.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

We wish Xiaopi continued good luck during his recovery.