No One Hates The New Tool Album More Than Taylor Swift Fans
After 13 years, Tool released a brand new album titled "Fear Inoculum," and it's on its way to nabbing the #1 album spot this week from Taylor Swift's "Lover." After the Twitter account @chartdata announced the album sales projection, Taylor Swift fans replied with frustration to the news and confusion as to who Tool is. Below are some of the very best reactions from her fans, Tool fans, and other users who are clearly just enjoying the drama of it all.
I find it funny that Taylor Swift fans assume that all Tool fans are old men. I just be sitting here like #ToolNo1 #Metal pic.twitter.com/yDwCWh5fXg
— Metal Militia (@Metal_Mania1981) September 6, 2019
Me at Taylor Swift fans that are mad at Tool and saying they’re a “new” band: pic.twitter.com/XAJl7o2YzL
— Baby Doll (@Kayla_Howard21) September 5, 2019
So Taylor Swift fans are pissed about Tool bumping up the ladder. 😆 Coming for that #1 spot! I'm just going to leave this here…#tool2019 #FearInoculum pic.twitter.com/ueiijIBXyR
— Ashley_the_Artist (@Ashleyartist2) September 4, 2019
I'm just gonna leave this here#TaylorSwift#Tool pic.twitter.com/SD6wuCpF1z
— 🍦 𝐈𝐜𝐞 𝐂𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦 𝐃𝐚𝐧 🍦 (@TheGiftOfMayhem) September 5, 2019
Taylor Swift stans are so worried about her losing her No1 billboard spot to Tool and so they’re like campaigning to aggressively steam her shit..look, if u all have to conspire just to keep ur fav in the top spot then she clearly doesn’t deserve to be there
— 𝒸𝓇𝓎𝒷𝒶𝒷𝓎 𝒽𝑒𝒶𝒹𝒶𝓈𝓈 (@astro_milf) September 6, 2019
I just came here to watch all the Taylor Swift fans lose their minds #Tool #WeWaited13YearsForThis pic.twitter.com/rdskGrLdjl
— Stacie Lanigan (@ShickLanWer) September 5, 2019
slipknot knocking ed sheeran off the #1 spot here and tool beating taylor swift to #1 in the US is the funniest thing i have ever witnessed im obsessed with all the normies freaking out
— emma (@emchadders) September 6, 2019
— 𖤐J̶a̶y̶𖤐 (@Jables999) September 5, 2019
Tool to all the butthurt hostile @TaylorSwift13 stans (not the regular big Taylor Swift fans who care more about music than her “chart position”, they’re cool) pic.twitter.com/62A2muZxWq
— Griffin…Couldn't bring sexy back. (@Griffin1981) September 5, 2019
Ey it’s good to see the boys getting some love. It’s been 13 years and they poured their heart and soul into that album. Pretty sad to see pop fans wanting them to flop just to see their favorite artist at #1.
— Chase Hickman (@NotChaseHickman) September 4, 2019
Yeah I'm all in STEAMING the shit out of it but not streaming. I'll return to listen more Tool
— Arttu Sinisalmi (@ArttuSinisalmi) September 5, 2019
Everyone knows how much I love #TaylorSwift, but #Tool's Fear Inoculum is better than Lover pic.twitter.com/8MgYE6TMxV
— vmiss (@vmiss33) September 6, 2019
We think this suggestion will fix things though.
Tool and Taylor Swift should bury the hatchet and do a collab. Call it Toolor Swift, or Taylor Tool.
— Betamaxx (@betamaxx80s) September 6, 2019
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Mr. Fix It
Caring about billboard charts is dumb, but Tool is a pederast band for pedophiles https://twitter.com/IWas17HeWas36/status/1010337544637067264
FutBoy
toy soldier #5813
I am filled with glee from their frustration! The salt is flowing in tune with the Fibonacci sequence
Torchpost
toy soldier #5813
OK, but this is actually sick.
Shrikey
Tooler Taylor Soldier Swift
Iwazaru
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Scarlet Wizard
I've never heard a song by Taylor Swift. Did I miss something?
RagingGhost
Not really.
FutBoy
BulaKasha
>Also Taylor says more in a 3 minute song than tool does in a 20 minute song.
……
"Alright then, picture this if you will:
10 to 2 AM, X, Yogi DMT, and a box of Krispy Kremes, in my "need to know" pose, just outside of Area 51.
Contemplating the whole "chosen people" thing with just a flaming stealth banana split the sky like one would hope but never really expect to see in a place like this.
Cutting right angle donuts on a dime and stopping right at my Birkenstocks, and me yelping…
Holy fucking shit!"
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…..Yeah this was sung in under a minute in a song poking fun at Tool fans who thought their music made them deep intellectuals and those that think they need drugs to enjoy it. But please go on about the complexities of "being too loud" or having "bad blood".
Kommando_Kaijin
I might not like Tool's music very much, but I find it much more palatable than anything Taylor Swift wheezed out.
usename_546
This makes me both simultaneously happy that a pop singer with a rigged stardom is getting dunked on by probably the most musically intricate bands of all time, and passed that people don't know what Tool is.
Has none of these people heard of Sober? Schism? The Pot? Parabol/Parabola? Aenima? Goddamn
elmashojaldra
They're Taylor Swift fans, of course not.
Not to mention these people also never watched any of it's trippy ass music videos of theirs.
Mace121
Wanna hear a joke? Taylor Swift is a tool… so does her fans.