Marketing departments have gifted us with many things nobody wants over the years, such as Baby Nut, depression-themed fast food, the McDonald's Happy Mascot, etc. However, no quirky marketing stunt in recent memory is as odorously repulsive as McDonald's "quarter pounder candles," six candles meant to burn simultaneously so that you can fill your house with the same lingering stench of a McDonald's burger that's in your car.

Needless to say, this news was not met with enthusiasm from the denizens of Twitter.

Others began immediately calculating the logistics of how this would affect their sex life.

A small, bewildering contingency of Twitter users was actually into the idea.

McDonald's will also be selling lockets with the smells, in case you want a quick whiff of a quarter pounder on the go.