Yesterday, u/rhysees_pieces posted to /r/AskReddit, "If “OK Boomer” was a digital assistant like “OK Google” what sorts of answers would it give you to certain questions?" Naturally, some wildly entertaining responses came through and we've listed 15 of our favorites below. And Google if you're tuning in, can you please create this product? Amazon has Samuel L. Jackson, so please give us the Boomer voice we want.
Where we're going, we don't need directions.
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The Earth is perfectly FINE and has been for years.
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But I can't afford an apartment with windows.
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That's SIR Pat Sajak to you.
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Thank you for the reminder.
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What's next you're going to curse at me for not writing in script?
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I'm not quite hungover enough for that.
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Alright, I'll just stop breathing.
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I fell asleep halfway through this.
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Definitely safer.
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Pretty sure I didn't ask instructions on how to get arrested.
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So fresh and so clean, clean.
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I could have sworn everyone at least loved Bruno Mars.
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Yes, yes I do.
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Let's just call the whole thing off and create an International Boomer Day.
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