Well, folks, it's almost Halloween time and if you don't have a costume picked out for a party that you probably don't want to attend, allow us to help you out. Below is a collection of costumes currently circulating the internet that are not only cringeworthy, but extremely expensive for no real reason. Enjoy!
White Claw, because it's apparently a full-blown religion now
(Source: LA Times)
Sexy Chucky because why the hell not?
(Source: Party City)
Costumes for you and your dog to terrify people with
(Source: Party City)
An inflatable Area 51 alien…because you failed to pick up your own back in September
(Source: New York Post)
Just in case you wanted people to get "Old Town Road" stuck in their head one more time
(Source: New York Magazine)
What a nice way to honor Mr. Rogers!
(Source: LA Times)
What happens you make Tater Tots sexy? You get a Tater Thot
(Source: Yandy)
Thank you so much for letting me know it's plant-based
(Source: Yandy)
This costume is brought to you by the state of Florida
(Source: Yandy)
Whatever it takes to get Trump to understand the trade wars
(Source: Yandy)
I think the fake tattoo sleeve is my favorite
(Source: Yandy)
This one is actually just called 'Creepy Sibling' which is just pure cringe
(Source: Yandy)
An eggplant emoji in real life because who doesn't love being scarred
(Source: Yandy)
Last, but not least, this gorgeous Halloween sweater
(Source: Amazon)