Everyone Is Already Drunk Off the New Four Loko Seltzer
What a time to be alive and not sober. Four Loko informed its followers on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram this week that it would be entering the hard seltzer game with a 14% ABV drink that seeks to silence White Claw Hard Seltzer fans forever.
Hard seltzer is certainly booming and so were the memes following Four Loko's announcement.
When this drink finally arrives, we will be distracted forever.
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Whoop DeDoo
When will you pussies raise to the Russian level of drinking vodka, hawthorn extract and antifreeze?
Woooinion
I don''t know guys…
This totally-not-an-unlabeled-ad alcoholic seltzer page is very alluring.
But- the totally-not-an-unlabeled-ad alcoholic seltzer page on "Whiteclaw TM" has already convinced me that it's a "Whiteclaw world".
I'm afraid that my intense love of alcoholic seltzer has been entirely suborned already.
R565
Four motherfricking Loko, the stuff that will mess you up if you take it lightly. Everybody is drinking hard seltzers so they might as well go in hard.
Neoontime
Remember to brush your teeth after drinking hard everybody. Seltzer water rots your teeth easily.