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A Boat Causes This Relationship To Sail In The Wrong Direction

By Bridget
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Published 5 years ago

Marriage is hard. One minute you think you know someone, and the next they desperately want to live on a boat even though you're extremely scared of them. In a very lengthy story posted to the subreddit /r/relationships, a wife terribly afraid of boats asks users to help her come up with a solution, besides divorce, to get her husband to remain on land, at least half the time. After her story was reposted by the Twitter account @redditships, many users agreed that the husband and wife in this tale became their new favorite couple of all time.

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The world truly wanted to know more about this woman.

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And then the puns arrived next.

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Would anyone consider giving her a TV show?

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To some, the story did scream 'middle-aged man needing a big shiny boat.'

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Then, one lucky Twitter user found the husband's official response to the story.

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And it was quite lengthy.

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The best part is when he asks everyone else to calm down in the subreddit.

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As it turns out, his post didn't really help his cause.

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The wife then posted again to the subreddit with her amazing username.

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She's a Texan willing to live in Alaska but not on a boat, damn it!

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Many were glad to get the full story and decided that they did in fact belong together.

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Important questions were raised.

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Some even started to feel some sympathy for the husband.

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One thing is for sure, we are all better for reading about this couple.

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Tags: /r/relationships, reddit, boat, marriage, divorce, texas, alaska,

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