Kids can be a little stupid sometimes: taking things too literally, being a bit too honest about everything, and generally not thinking stuff through too much. But hey, ain't that just normal when you were born approximately yesterday? The world is a vast and wonderous place, you find new things every day and not everything can be easily figured out, especially adults aren't there to explain how things works.
And that's why the /r/KidsAreStupid subreddit has been so good at collecting stories of kids doing the silliest of things. Laugh at them if you will, but ask yourself: wouldn't you have done the same as they did if you were 5 years old, Mr. Grown-up?
She Had A Flashback
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The Master Of Subterfuge
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Tell The Chef We'll Be Having Hot Dogs
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"Back In The Days"
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She Doesn't Like His Little Brother
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Take Advantage While You Can
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Honesty Is An Expensive Gift
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Stopping To Take A Look At This One
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Stole His Thunder
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That's Illegal
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They Think We Were Born Grown Up
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Cool Dog Too Cool To Hang Out With A Toddler
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Add As A Friend
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They Are Turning Me Into An Ant
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Plot Twist: She Got Locked In The Closet For This Tantrum
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You Like Bats Now
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Everyone Agreed
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Source? Rainbow, Of Course
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Zero Respect For Mr. Jones
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There Seems To Be A Pattern, Further Tasting Required
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I'm Spaghetti?
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Please Let My Family Go
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They Will Tell You Everything They Know
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I'll Visit You
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Sorry, Kid, She's Not
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Kid Learns About Random Chance
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