21 'Doomer Meals' That Are Straight Up Wrong
Women love a man who can cook. Contrary to popular belief, there are lots of men who can cook. But that's not true for most doomers. Depressing meals are their go-to, because something simple and quick is often preferred over something even reasonably edible. The doomer way of eating has been adopted by college students, hillbillies, depressed long-haul truckers and many more unfortunate souls who could really use a home-cooked meal for once in their lives, but still wouldn't bother to make one if they had the chance.
Hopefully, you're not one of them. We sincerely hope that you're better off, and that you've never had to eat a meal this depressing, or worse, had to make one. If you've ever created something like this, even by accident, maybe you were trying, but maybe next time, don't try at all. Just order take-out like the rest of us high-functioning depressives. Enjoy (or cringe) at these 21 "Doomer Meals" made without any love.
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Alex Reynard
Good god that lunch break one. Try being a serf. Try being a slave. Try living under communism. All the things you're bitching at capitalism about, capitalism is the reason you have any of the things you think it's pulling you away from. You lack perspective of what the life of an average person was like, for the VAST span of all history. I hate memes like this, because it's like seeing a bitchy teenager whine that their parents won't give them more allowance and it's sooooooo unfair. Yes, capitalism can and should be improved. No, it's not the cause of all your misery. Maybe look to human nature and government to assign blame first.
Chocolate Donut
Shhh, it's alright grandpa. It sounds like you're tired. Don't worry, I'll take you back to the home now.
Alex Reynard
I'm not saying we should just shut up and take it. I push back against whatever's unbalanced. Sometimes people need perspective and gratitude. Other times, I've argued with AnCaps who think capitalism is the solution to everything. It's just a system. A tool. An inanimate object. WE cause it to be corrupt or beneficial, like how a gun doesn't shoot people unless a hand pulls the trigger.
Geigh Science
That last pic has a funny story behind it. Apparently in Australia, food delivery has become an underground industry run by criminals in order to avoid the lockdowns. A few of 'em got busted with "Hundreds of $ worth of KFC"