20 Unforgivable Crimes Against Pizza
Pizza crimes can be either funny or deeply unsettling. Some of the better ones involve fruits beyond pineapple, while some of the worst get a little too creative with the Brood X cicadas. Either way, whether you love or hate pineapple on pizza, we can all agree that these horrible atrocities are absolutely disgusting.
No person with any respect for pizza would dare try one of the pizzas in these images. And since pizza is one of the most popular foods out there, people do get very upset when they see these things, to the point where they believe these horrible creations should be punishable by legitimate jail time, and the sight of these alone could easily make any Italian chef cry. Disrespecting pizza is something no one should ever do online, because there will be consequences (mostly just being shamed on the /r/pizzacrimes subreddit). These are some of the wildest and most disturbing pizza crimes from the last few weeks.
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Blue2
I hope a wonderful, happy and healthy life to anyone who didn't make that Cicada Pizza.
But really, fuck that person who made that Cicada Pizza.
(Now i know the anger Hawaiian pizza brings)
Omega MISSINGNO
The oreo pizza and the pizza burger don't look that bad honestly
Blue2
I'll agree with the pizza burger but I would try the pizza cupcake before the Oreo pizza.
Viuff, The Ancient Waifumancer
I thought I had seen the height of pizza related food heresy when I saw a picture of watermelon on pizza
but fruitloop pizza with cheese is a new low.
LesserAngel
I'd have to try the kiwi pizza, the rest are just, ugh…