It's the holiday season, so it's time to check in with the creepiest and most unsettling of traditions, the Elf on the Shelf. Designed to keep an eye on the behavior of little children, the Elf on the Shelf stalks the areas around the Christmas tree, looking for any infractions to report to the big guy. Put simply: The Elf is a snitch.

In the spirit of finding a new tradition, memers have uncovered a slew of rhyming image macros to make the holiday season a little less creepy.

Enjoy these 20 You've Heard of the Elf on the Shelf memes to quelch the fear of being caught by the elf.

In the Bedd?

(Source: Facebook)

Merry Christ-Mank!

(Source: Twitter)

A Bannister Always Pays Its Debts

(Source: Ebaum's World)

Well, We're Done Here

(Source: KYM)

It's A Swamp

(Source: KYM)

These Two Were Made For Each Other

(Source: KYM)

What's Porky On?

(Source: KYM)

I'm Ready

(Source: KYM)

Contain Yourselves, Blues And Doki Doki Fans

(Source: KYM)

She's Read It

(Source: KYM)

The Queen Does Not Appreciate This

(Source: KYM)

Yosushi

(Source: Reddit)

Strangely Enough, Henry Winkler Played Both Roles

(Source: KYM)

The Rock On A Rooster?

(Source: KYM)

The Man Said, "I Know What You Are, But What Am I?"

(Source: KYM)

Spock On A President?

(Source: Twitter)

Just Like Dad

(Source: Reddit)

Lunch Is Served

(Source: KYM)


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Iso

Some of these are a stretch. Yoshi on Sushi only kinda works.
Hermione only works because her last name is Granger.

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Alex Reynard

NOW HOLD ON GODDAMMIT YOU NEED TO EXPLAIN THE EGG ON COCA COLA ONE

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Alex Reynard

I tried like thirty different combinations for that one. I am now disgusted with myself.

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Meo

Some of these make no sense at all tbh.

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ConspiracyNut

Did the damn elves ever make sense?

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Anomalocaris20

Ed in the bed
Mank on the tank
Lannisters on the banister
Elf (cosmetic product) on the (store) shelf
Thwomp in the swamp
Sloth on the goth
Porky on the yorkie
Kirby on the Furby
Harmonica on the Monika
Hermoine Granger on Camus's The Stranger
Queen on the bean
Yoshi on the sushi
Bonzi on the Fonzie
Spock on the cock
Rock on the cock
Peewee Herman in the Sherman
Spock on the Barack
Shrek on the deck
Ash in the trash
Pony on the bologna

Disagreeable rhymes aside, they all make sense.

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