The Brits are a strange people, and now there's a Twitter account dedicated to documenting all of it. @NCBritHeadlines may be new, but they've already amassed a healthy following of people eager to see the weird side of British news. Here's a collection of some of their best work that'll leave you saying, "U WOT M8?!"
The Custard and Gravy People
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Well if They Split it Between Them…
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A Threat I Haven't Heard Since I Was 12
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You Can't Fault Him for Creativity
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As Long as They Keep the Nappies on it Should Be Fine
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Only a Plonker Would do Something Like That
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West Sussex is a Dangerous Place for Bananamen
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C'mon This is Hilarious
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Britain's Most Exotic Bird
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I Can't Imagine Her Suffering
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It's OK to do What Now?
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I've Never Heard a Boat-Chase Described as Agonizing…
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Disaster Strikes in Cheltenham
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Home-Made Pump or No, This is Just Twisted
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Boris Strikes Again
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And Not For the First Time
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A Crime of the Highest Level of Criminality
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