If you ever thought you might have asked the strangest thing for Christmas, look no further than the 16 requests below that might make you feel better. This week, /u/DoubleRemand posted to /r/AskReddit, "Mall Santas of Reddit, what is the weirdest thing a kid asked for Christmas?" Below are some of the most wholesome and bizarre things people remember asking themselves or overhearing as either an innocent bystander or a mall Santa.

We're Asking Santa To Help This Person Get Over This Memory

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Who Doesn't Get Hungry After Waiting On Line For Two Hours?

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Dark, But Maybe Necessary?

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Out Of All Of The Things To Ask For…

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This Little Genius

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It's Better To Ask For Double

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Thankfully This Wasn't About Pizza

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Please Stop Showing Kids The Godfather

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Smart And Unsettling

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Come To Think Of It…Do They Get Paid?

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I Respect This Child's Choice

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What Lifetime Movie Plot Is This?

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Here's Hoping That Child Is In Therapy

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This Had To Have Been The McCallister Family

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Goop Approved

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Cute And Scary

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Sportacus the great

please, stop those fucking listicles on the main page, if i want to read one, id go to buzzfeed.

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ralphie1231

Oh, these are nothing. One time I saw this grown man cut in line to the mall Santa to ask him if he fucked his mom. Then the man started screaming, bit into his neck and beat the shit out of him. All the kids were crying, the guy's friend accidentally knocked out one of the parents, it was just a giant mess. But hey, that's what you come to expect when you live in Philadelphia.

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