We all might have junk sitting around our homes, but it takes a certain type of entrepreneur to find the grossest things and try to maximize profits by selling those objects for a ridiculously high price. But as anyone who's ever been online can tell you, there's always someone trying their very best to sell the most idiotic things. The subreddit /r/DelusionalCraigslist is the place to find these strangers out in the wild who truly think you are willing to purchase a rare goldfish cracker at an unreasonable price.

These things really don't have any value, and yet the owners believe they can convince you to take them off their hands somehow; we doubt a single person has responded to any of these listings, except out of intense concern for the people who posted them. Below are 15 of our favorite things actually being sold on Craigslist, Facebook and eBay, proving that these sites need to monitor listings a little more carefully.

It's Probably Not The Original

(Source: u/lilbopeachy)

The Seasoning Apparently Comes From The Floor

(Source: u/ogcaryts)

Authentic!

(Source: u/gooberts)

Feels Like A Fair Trade

(Source: u/bunbun2307)

E.T.

(Source: Reddit)

These Belong In Vogue

(Source: u/slowburn1987)

Anyone Want Some 10-Year-Old Food?

(Source: u/collins304)

Did Greg Focker Post This?

(Source: u/teddy_bear_territory)

Used Only Once!

(Source: u/evlarida)

If Anything, It's Worth More

(Source: u/NorbertIsAngry)

Gorgeous

(Source: u/NearKilroy)

May God Bless You

(Source: u/PM_ME_LANDSCAPE_PICS)

The Amandas

(Source: Reddit)

Not Even If It Was Free

(Source: u/NinjaHannah)

It's Rare!!!

(Source: u/konohakagurelmao)


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