15 Surprisingly Enlightened Children Whose Parents Are Clearly Lying

In a society that praises people for saying deep things that aren't really that deep at all, people will go to extreme lengths to prove how intellectual they are online. And while it's not rare for people to try to parade just how smart or enlightened they are on their social media accounts as adults, it's pretty strange to see actual children be considered advanced in terms of social awareness. The following parents would like us to believe that not only are their toddlers cognizant of the many social injustices around the world, but that they would also like to discuss it with their mothers and fathers.

We're not so sure these things are true (most are definitely made up), but if they are, they have some pretty weird children that are going to have a bunch of stories about them told in the future. Not because they're particularly profound, but to make fun of their parents in high school, of course. Here are 15 of our favorites from the subreddit /r/WokeKids.