"Roses are red" is a poem that's become an exploitable rhyming template. It's useful in basically every situation, since few people even bother to make it rhyme with the punch line. Some of them can be pretty hilarious, and we've chosen some of our favorites to share with you, since some of us need a little pick-me-up before Valentine's Day. Yes, the holiday is here once again, and it's time to celebrate (or avoid celebrating). Some of us love it, some of us hate it, and so many of us are too single to form an opinion.

We could use memes now more than ever. So whatever your Valentine's Day plans are (like hoarding sale chocolate from Walgreens the day after and then falling asleep while sobbing in a pile of discarded candy wrappers), you'll appreciate these memes before the big day is here. The weekend before Valentine's Day can be a lonely one, so these awful takes on "Roses are red, violets are blue" might just help you feel a little better.

Free Drink

Poor Squidward

That’s One Way to Celebrate the Holiday

Ready for a disturbing fact? According to ER doctors, this is a very common occurrence. Not always with creme eggs, but you get the idea.

Please Don’t Start a Fan War in the Comments

Few people like the Star Wars sequels the way they like the old ones, but some will readily defend them. So I'm not trying to start drama. It's just a meme.

He Should Do It

We've been waiting ages for a sequel. The first one was so utterly mediocre it inspired countless memes, such as the entire script being printed on TV shirts and memorized by all.

Old but Gold

Don’t Be a Parasite

A Great Tattoo

While this could probably be considered a tattoo fail, I'd consider it a huge win. If I was named Dave, I'd love this one.

It’s Clear Why She Left

A Prequel Meme

Prequel memes work any time of year. They're especially relevant when Obi-Wan has the high ground, as he does here.

Another One of These Guys

Just Leg Pain

Did He Win?

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