13 People Ruin Our Perceptions Of Their Careers In This 'Ask Reddit' Thread About Bad Job Descriptions
As everyone knows, /r/AskReddit is one of the best places to present your wildest questions and receive the most honest and strangest responses. And yet, some just like to use it for when they are bored. That's probably what Redditor /u/boser1929 was thinking when they asked users, "By describing it badly, what is your job?" But surprising them and everyone else, there were some pretty entertaining comments that are beyond memorable, and they can certainly change the way you look at certain career paths.
Anything sounds bad when it's broken down to its simplest form, right? Well, we might not like the way these jobs sound. In fact, some of them are kind of disturbing, but that makes them even funnier, because we're all just people trying to earn a living, and most of us aren't really doing anything that strange. Below are some of the worst job descriptions and the funniest replies, as people tried to guess what occupation users held.
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*Name censored*
I press buttons so that two pieces of metal rub against each other.
tim.88
machinist
ObadiahtheSlim
I arrange electrons on a piece of silicon to make some flashy lights turn on and off.
RandomMan
I make you drink out of your trash.
bobipineman
water sanitarisation?
Frenchy McFrog
I monitor medical and administrative file to check if doctor and medical personnel do the job we assigned to them correctly while not being a doctor myself.
Ryu-Gi
"Under the flag of a communist nation working in America, I take money away from those that are hungry."
-Chinese Resturaunt owner