10 'Pizza Crimes' Worthy Of Imprisonment
These pizzas have been dealt a cruel fate. Instead of becoming the delicious food they were meant to be, they were violated until they became inedible. And those violations can really be anything, from fruit far worse than pineapple to meat from animals that no stable person would ever eat. Or maybe someone just placed an order that was stupid enough to be brutally shamed. Sometimes, we can blame bad taste, but other times, we can only blame the restaurant, the delivery person or the failures of society as a whole. But either way, someone should be punished through legal means and possibly sentenced to jail time.
These cursed pizzas have become a whole genre of online humor themselves, known as pizza crimes. Pizza crimes are far more memorable than any Hawaiian pizza you've ever seen, so it's time for pineapple lovers and haters to unite and defeat this greater evil. Here are some of the worst new ones out there.
What the Photo Looked Like vs What Was Delivered
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To be fair, traditional style margherita pizza like this is rarely anything like what you'd expect.
Michigan Coney Dog Pizza
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Maybe if you close your eyes and try to forget that this was made to be a pizza, you can just pretend you're eating some nice corn dogs. But I doubt it.
Trollface Pizza
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Is there really any pizza crime worse than reconstructing an edible version of Trollface?
Roast Reindeer Pizza
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According to the person who posted this, this pizza contains " lingonberry, pickles, potato chips, and reindeer bits," and it's from a friend in Finland.
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