Greentext stories are probably the only worthwhile thing to come out of 4chan, which is a generally disturbed platform. Most of these stories are a little dark, a little funny and provide a weird glimpse into the daily life of a 4chan user. They range from wholesome to completely depressing, and until now, we never would guess that the chaos in every greentext story could be replicated by a computer.

But now, an OpenAI language model has created AI-generated greentexts. They're honestly better than what the actual site has to offer, even though they're sometimes a little random and nonsensical. It can be argued that this quality makes them even funnier, and since we're all so used to reading not-so-entertaining nonsense from 4chan users with bad senses of humor, this provides a nice change to the trend. Plus, how many of those greentexts are really real, anyway? Here are some of our favorite AI-generated greentexts you'll prefer over the classics.

Almost Wholesome

Short and straight to the point, this greentext really resembles the type of pessimistic content on the real platform.

Wizard Greentext

It’s Never Enough

4chan users apparently have a lot against /fit/, meaning the fitness side of the site is mocked for its toxicity, even in AI-generated greentexts.

This Is Deep

Bottomless Pit Supervisor

A Trip to the Moon

The Chad Who Can’t Spell

This one's got such a wild story from start to finish. This kid's clearly an alpha male, but tragically, he was laughed at at a spelling bee, which makes a great supervillain origin story.

Outright Refusal

Another Bottomless Pit One

I'm not sure why the AI likes bottomless pits so much, but it's definitely a strange thing to note about the algorithm.

Not Fit Enough


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